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Do you ever find yourself watching a Michael Flatley dance video and wondering what shirtless Zorro has to do with Ireland?  Have you ever laughed at any part of one of these videos?  If so, then this site is for you.

Throughout this web site, I will attempt to cut through the sequins, special effects and lawnmower moves to reveal the true nature of   Michael Flatley's somewhat lurid, completely amusing Lord of the Dance (along with its equally amusing, exponentially more sleazy alter ego, Feet of Flames)

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