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Do you
ever find yourself watching a Michael Flatley dance video and wondering
what shirtless Zorro has to do with Ireland? Have you ever laughed
at any part of one of these videos? If so, then this site is for
you.
Throughout
this web site, I will attempt to cut through the sequins, special effects
and lawnmower moves to reveal the true nature of Michael Flatley's
somewhat lurid, completely amusing Lord of the Dance (along with its equally
amusing, exponentially more sleazy alter ego, Feet of Flames)
To access
the various parts of the site, please click on the appropriate button.
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