Drink whenever:

1. Someone swears (2 drinks if its in a post accusing me of swearing)
2. Someone accuses someone of not being able to spell (2 drinks if they can't spell)
3. Someone states that Michael Flatley created Riverdance
4. Someone assumes that I think MF can't dance
5. Someone calls someone fat
6. Someone calls someone ugly
7. Someone calls someone a loser
8. Someone thinks someone is jealous
9. Someone offers an immature rebuttal
10. Someone makes a physical threat
11. Someone makes an accusation about spamming
12. Someone actually assumes that I'll take the time to harass them if they leave their email addy
13. Someone assumes I want their email addy
14. Someone calls someone a bitch
15. "stupid"
16. someone assumes someone is American (Moira and I are both Canadians)
17. "Michael is God"
18. Someone makes a wrong gender assumption/calls andromeda a webmaster
19. Someone assumes I hate Americans
20. Someone doesn't understand something I've said
21. Contradictions on symbolism issues
22. Someone doesn't read the other posts or FAQ's before posting
23. Iona posts
24. Laurie posts
25. Lara posts
26. Alyson posts
27. andromeda (Luna) posts
28. Someone jumps to defend the site.
29. Someone makes a verbal attack
30. Someone accuses someone of going on the VB and swearing or saying racist things
31. Someone tells someone to get a life
32. Someone posts redundantly
33. "Stop wasting your time"
34. "sad"
35. "pathetic"
36. someone leaves a fake email addy
37. someone posts 2x
38. someone slams the site for being negative
39. someone assumes someone is an alcoholic
40. someone assumes that I spend all of my time on the site
41. Someone says they won't be back to the site
42. Someone is forced to explain him/her self...AGAIN!
43. Someone has no sense of humour
44. Someone raves about the site
45. Someone refers to MF as the "Lord of his Pants"
46. Someone just doesn't get it
47. Luna gives out another award.
48. A flamer is too chickens**t to leave an email addy
49. Someone tells me to "rethink my purpose in life"
50. Someone makes an unsubstanteated assumption
51.  Someone acts like a hypocrite (A VBer who badmouths me, but then on the VB tells people that if they don't like LOTD, don't go to the VB)
52. "Little"
53. Someone changes their tune between 2 posts
54. You marvel at my persistance at keeping this site going after reading some of the flames
55. Gecko posts
56. Erina posts